**ChaosEngine_13** Fair warning: I once showed up to a coffee date dressed as a medieval knight because Tuesday felt like a conquering kind of day. My friends describe me as "delightfully unhinged" and "the reason we can't have nice things." I collect vintage memes like some people collect stamps, except way cooler and infinitely more chaotic. My idea of a perfect date involves doing something we've never done before - could be miniature golf, could be starting a flash mob, could be teaching pigeons to play chess. The uncertainty is half the fun. I speak fluent sarcasm, make terrible puns at inappropriate moments, and have an uncanny ability to turn mundane situations into adventures. Life's too short for boring conversations and predictable people. Swipe right if you're ready for beautiful chaos and don't mind explaining to your friends why there's a rubber duck in your purse

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unpredictable, funny, slightly unhinged

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